Okay, so today at work the scariest/funniest thing happened. There I was, minding my own business at the counter when this old guy walks up to me and he asks me a serious question. (I promise you, he was 100% serious, I’m not exaggerating.)He asks me, “Where can I get off?”. Stunned, I stood there and had no idea what to say to this guy. I finally was able to let the words “Uhh..I’m sorry what was that?” out of my mouth just to have him repeat the same question again. This time I just couldn’t say anything… I was praying to God one of my co-workers would step in and save me until he said “You know, the bug spray.” o_0 “Um aisle 4 sir…”  

He came back to pay for his god damn bug spray and said “I guess I didn’t word that question right.” Ummmm you think?! The things I go through to get money.